Coal Cares and Oil is oh-so sustainable

20th May 2011 by

I would be lying if I said that I didn’t for a minute think this was real.

This month a coalition of America’s coal companies launched ‘Coal Cares’, a brand-new campaign to combat the stigma of asthma faced by children living in the shadow of coal power stations.

“Why Free Inhalers? Because COAL CARES.

Coal Cares™ is a brand-new initiative from BHP Billiton, one of America’s proud family of coal companies, to reach out to American youngsters with asthma and to help them keep their heads high in the face of those who would treat them with less than full dignity. For kids who have no choice but to use an inhaler, Coal Cares™ lets them inhale with pride.

Puff-Puff™ inhalers are available free to any family living within 200 miles of a coal plant, and each inhaler comes with a $10 coupon towards the cost of the asthma medication itself.”

The website  features such textual joys as “Coal: it’s the safest energy there is”; a Kidz Koal Korner full of fun coal based activities and some incredible energy ‘facts’.

“Facts:

Coal power is solar power
That’s because millions of years ago, before coal began to form from decaying organic matter, the sun provided the energy that organic matter required to grow and die.

Wind Kills
Wind turbines can kill up to 70,000 birds per year, or 4.27 birds per turbine per year. Coal particulate pollution, on the other hand, kills fewer than 13,000 people per year.”

Of course the website and offer of free asthma inhalers does not come from a coalition of coal companies. The true authors are the Yes Men and a small environmental and public health group called Coal is Killing Kids (CKK). This is their response to the coal industries expensive lobbying against the Clean Air Act. “We don’t have their millions, but we do have a knack for incredibly tasteless jokes,” said Veronica Tomlinson of CKK.

I doubt I was the only person momentarily fooled. After all was this website that much more ludicrous than some of the greenwash pedaled by coal, oil and gas companies? In 2007 Shell got into trouble with the Advertising Standards Agency for it’s flower-power adverts, picturing flowers billowing from power plant chimneys. “We use our waste CO2 to grow flowers, and our waste sulphur to make super-strong concrete. Real energy solutions for the real world” proclaimed Shell, ‘liars and false environmental claims’ cried out environmental groups and the ASA.

BP’s ‘Beyond Petroleum’ ad campaign included a poster declaring “if all UK motorists switched to BP Ultimate the reduction in harmful emissions would be the equivalent of taking one million cars off the road”. All well and good, but largely irrelevant unless BP scales down, rather than up, it’s drilling plans.

In the run up to their AGM, BP marked the anniversary of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill with full page colour advert in all the national papers. “One year later. Our commitment continues” they declared over a picture of clear blue seas dotted with oil rigs. Not so, claimed the delegation of Louisiana fishermen who were refused entry to BP’s AGM.

The moral of the story? If you can’t beat ‘em do as Coal is Killing Kids did and join ‘em.

BP blah blah… arggggh

13th May 2011 by

Isn’t it nice when corporations give something back? BP, formerly known as British Petroleum (also once laughably known as ‘Beyond Petroluem’*), has a Trading Challenge Roadshow that it takes to schools.

It’s an enterprise workshop that has young people trading oil prices. The facilitator actually tells them to ‘buy low, sell high’. So good to see organisations working to instill values and healthy ambitions in young people.

There are so many things wrong with this, I barely know where to start, but here are a few of them:

–       teaching young people gambling is immoral by most people’s standards

–       teaching young people that making money is the single most important thing is morally dubious by my  standards

–       BP’s plans to invest in the horrific tar sands development (causing rare cancers, pushing indigenous people off their land, stripping ancient forest, polluting water supplies, enormous carbon emissions, stupidly energy and water intensive extraction process etc. etc.)

–       BP’s part in the disappearance of community activists in Columbia

–       BP’s oh so respectful push to resume deep water drilling in the Gulf Mexico just a year after the infamous oil spill (which continues to spill oil as I type)

–       BP’s plans to drill for oil in the Arctic, one of the few untainted places left on earth

–       BP’s safety record in general

–       errrrr, climate change

* An extract from BP’s website:
‘Beyond petroleum’ sums up our brand in the most succinct and focused way possible. It’s both what we stand for and a practical description of what we do
An extract of my reaction to that:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Wat-er-Rip-Off

25th August 2010 by

Environmentally speaking, August has been an especially turbulent month. Just as BP’s Gulf of Mexico fiasco moves slowly out of the headlines, hundreds of Muscovites died from the heat as wildfires swept across Russia, China experienced its worst landslide in decades, and an estimated 20million people have been affected by the floods in Pakistan. Meanwhile, a 100 square mile of ice departed Greenland, and we are told by scientists at the Met Office that the first 6 months in 2010 indicate that we are facing the hottest year on global record.

Wowzer! What a bleak apocalyptic picture to brighten up your day! As always though, Otesha is full of innovative ideas for you to confront this doom and gloom. This month’s challenge exposes the bottled water industry’s perfect con: bottled water (watch the story of bottled water for more info). Whilst the ‘Bottled Water Information’ website informs us that ‘bottled waters offer the ultimate in traceability, health, convenience and choice, as well as providing reassurance that they come from fully sustainable sources,’ the site’s run by the British Soft Drinks Association (a lobbying group representing the soft drinks industry) suggesting that your health, convenience and the apparent sustainability of bottled water isn’t exactly their main priority.

Despite the fact that access to clean drinking water constitutes a basic human right, over 1 million deaths are caused by waterborne diseases every year. 1.1 billion people are without access to clean drinking water, and yet the bottled water industry represents an estimated market of US $22 billion: enough to supply the world with clean drinking water.

When we waste our money on this unnecessary commodity (marked up by a whopping 2000%), we not only create the demand for the production of plastic bottles in an energy and oil intensive process, but for them to then be transported to our shops. Your challenge this month is to drink tap water.

BP oil spill round-up

28th May 2010 by

It’s official – yesterday it was announced that the BP Gulf of Mexico oil spill has now surpassed the Exxon-Valdez spill to become the biggest ever in the history of the UK.

As efforts to stem the flow of crude oil falter (yet again) and Louisiana business owners complain that BP isn’t compensating them nearly enough to make up for their lost livelihoods, I’ve compiled a handy guide to oil spill superlatives – from the best resources to the most ridiculous responses out there so far.

Best regular updates: To keep on top of day-by-day developments, check out the Grist oil spill blog or the Guardian’s daily reports.

Best spoof response: This fake twitter account, @BPGlobalPR, is genius. They also explain how to handle major disaster PR one tweet at a time in this Comment is Free article.

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Hair Enough

5th May 2010 by

Now we’re all obviously very concerned about the oil spill, it’s going to devastate areas of natural beauty, destroy livelihoods, kill wildlife and generally continue to make a massive mess of the Gulf of Mexico. It’s just another in a long list of response to shake our heads in disapproval at BP. But we were staggered to read that one of the clean up solutions is to soak it up with hair. And I was worried about my oily hair problems!

Ok, I’m being facetious, writing a blog about the oil spill just so I can make some oily puns. But while we’re on the subject, check out Oyal Bank of Scotland. Not only does it boast a brilliant pun title but it can also tell you everything you ever wished wasn’t true about RBS-Natwest ‘the climate change bank’, which we the public also happen to own an 84% share of. It’s puns not policies that improve a campaign I reckon.

Anyway it’s clearly time for us all to put some proper effort into renewables, drilling for oil is boring. I better stop now because I’m starting to scrap the bottom of the barrel, I shell go away and try to drill up some new ones. I apologise for the dreadful humour in this blog post and thank the internet for being an endless source of awful jokes.

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